Jewish Joke of the Day

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Heard a good Jewish joke lately? Well gee...it's no fun to laugh all by yourself. Submit it here, and when we pick ourselves up off the floor, we'll post it live and give you all the credit. But be warned: If it's not "family friendly" (or mostly, anyway) we'll tell on you.


Joke: G-d Must Be Jewish!

January 31, 2012

Moses died and went to heaven. God greets him at the Pearly Gates. "Are you h...

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Joke: Missing Person

January 02, 2012

Rachel decides to do some shopping at Brent Cross Shopping Centre and manages to persuade her husband Howard to join her. Af...

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Joke: From Generation to Generation

January 03, 2012

A sixty year old man went to the doctor for a check-up.  The doctor told him, “You’re in terrific shape.&nb...

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Joke: It's a Mitzvah!

January 04, 2012

One day, as Judith is reaching inside her fridge for something for dinner, she notices a plastic-wrapped chicken right at th...

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Joke: How Do You Know?

November 30, 2011

Louis calls over to the waiter, "Waiter, Waiter." "How can I help you?" says the waiter. "Is there anything y...

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Joke: The Most Valuable Item

December 01, 2011

Judith goes into a Picture Framing shop and says to Joseph the manager, "I have something here that's worth over $100,000 an...

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Joke: The Chess Player

December 02, 2011

Abe meets his friend Monty on the train one morning. "Hello Monty," he says, "where are you off to so early?...

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Joke: A Nighttime Bathroom Trip

November 21, 2011

A 76-year-old man, Howie Bloom, goes for a physical.  All of his tests come back normal so the doctor says, "Howie...

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Joke: Be Honest

November 14, 2011

Esther works for a firm of accountants. One day, with Rosh Hashanah fast approaching, she returns to her office from her lun...

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Joke: Be Sure

November 15, 2011

When Sydney sees his friend Hymie in Minky's Deli, he goes over to him and says, "Hymie, my dear friend, why are you looking...

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Joke: A Lifetime Together

November 16, 2011

Isaac is on his death bed with beloved wife Esther sitting with him. He says: “Esther, when I was twenty an...

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